THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CHINESE VERSION. VERY FUNNY.

I was told this one by a student of LONG ago, and it surely has no racist idea. It is purely for fun, enjoy :p 

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China . 



In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the 

way it is spoken...... ......... ........ 



Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to 

understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" . 




With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. 



Now, here goes... 

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel 

guest and room-service today...... 



Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." 



Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. " 



Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" 



Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." 



Room Service: "Ow ulai den?" 



Guest: ".....What?? " 



Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?" 



Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please." 



Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?" 



Guest: "Crisp will be fine." 



Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?" 



Guest: "What?" 



Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?" 



Guest: "I.... Don't think so.." 



RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???" 



Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan 

sahn toes' means." 



RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish 

moppin we botter?" 



Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... 

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." 



RoomService: "We botter?" 



Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side." 



RoomService: "Wad?!?" 



Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." 



RoomService: "Copy?" 



Guest: "Excuse me?" 



RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?" 



Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything." 



RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, 

we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??" 



Guest: "Whatever you say." 



RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. " 



Guest: "You're welcome" 





Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 

'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ...... 

and you do, don't you!